Looking for someone who can teach me
about Jazz without giving me the blues...
Looking for someone who'll give me the claws off his lobster...
Looking for someone who'll sweep me off my feet and onto the dance floor...
Looking for someone who plays the saxophone...
Looking for someone who can "hammer a 10d nail through a 2x4..."
...who not only knows the rest of the quote,
but can do it...often.
Looking for someone who does to me what I do to others...
If it ain't wrapped, don't accept the gift.
"So, what's your sign"
Best (Worst) Pickup Line that Worked on Me:
"Oh, I drooled on you...let me lick it off." - B.S.
Worst Line During (not recommended by 11 out of 10 women):
"I don't really want to be here..." - M.G.
Hail to you my mountain climber busy at your task
I know you're in a hurry but there's something I must ask
Do you ever get lonely climbing up so high
If you don't want to answer me I can
understand why
If I told you a secret would you want to know more
I've got a challenge I hope you won't
ignore
Conquer me figure me out and set me free
I've got a hundred million things to show
you as many more to see
But only if you conquer me
Sometimes I get this precious view and
the grand scheme shows its face
When all is in harmony it can be such a lonely place
The melody is sad and sweet and the dance I do is fun
Yes I love this precious view but I'm
staring at the sun
For as pretty the picture, I share this view alone
Will anyone stoop to grasp this gauntlet
I have thrown
Conquer me figure me out and set me free
I've got a hundred million things to show you as many more to see
But only if you conquer me
Hail to all you mountain climbers all
you dreamers on the run
I'm your self appointed solicitor but now I speak to only one
Whoever he is now, and whoever he'll become
I'd like to ask him to hurry please and if he's walking could he run
It's not my impatience though perhaps just there I lied
It's just that I'm feeling invincible
and it has me terrified
Conquer me figure me out and set me free
Conquer me figure me out and set me free
words by J. Popper, (music by B. Sheehan, performed collectively by Blues Traveler)